Existential Dread Spirit Jersey®
In a field, a pink bunny flew a kite,
But as the sun set, she felt a fright,
Existential dread kept her up all night.
We're Fine. Everything's Fine.
DETAILS: Features screen printed artwork with a mix of flat & puff details front on back. Trademarked garment design: Dropped shoulders, double needle cover stitch yoke, long cuffed sleeves, banded neckline and curved hem. Flag label at side.
FIT: Oversized, roomy unisex style. Ladies, size down one size.
MATERIALS & CARE: Constructed in our heavy pre-shrunk 100% cotton jersey. Turn inside out and machine wash cold with a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or air dry.
We aim to ship orders received before 12 PM PST on the same business day, and those received after 12 PM PST by the next business day; however, same-day shipping is not guaranteed.
Please allow a minimum of 1–2 business days for processing all orders. Expedited shipping will not reduce processing time.
| Shipping Method | Processing Time | Transit Time | Total Estimated Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Domestic Shipping | |||
| Standard | 1–2 Business Days | 3–7 Business Days | 4–9 Business Days |
| FedEx Ground/Home Delivery | 1–2 Business Days | 3–7 Business Days | 4–9 Business Days |
| FedEx 2 Day Shipping | 1–2 Business Days | 2 Business Days | 3–4 Business Days |
| International Shipping | |||
| International | 1–2 Business Days | 10–15 Business Days | 11–17 Business Days |
Note: Shipping times are estimates and not guarantees. Delays may occur due to weather conditions, road accidents, or other unforeseen factors.
We operate Monday through Friday and do not process or ship orders on weekends or holidays.
- Easy domestic returns with a prepaid return label
- 30-day return window from delivery date
- Return shipping fee waived when opting for store credit
We hope you're pleased with your Spirit Jersey® purchase, but if you need to return or exchange an item, we accept unworn and unwashed items with tags and care labels attached within 30 days of delivery. For domestic returns, a prepaid return label is available through our return portal, and an $8.95 shipping fee will be deducted from your refund unless you choose store credit, which waives the fee.
Final sale items can be returned for store credit only, and shipping charges are non-refundable. International customers are responsible for their own return shipping costs. Refunds are processed within 4–7 business days after we receive your package and will be issued to your original payment method.
| CHEST flat, armpit to armpit |
SLEEVE from center back |
LENGTH | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 21" | 29" | 28" |
| S | 22.5" | 30" | 29" |
| M | 24" | 31.25" | 30" |
| L | 25.5" | 32.25" | 31" |
| XL | 27" | 33.5" | 32" |
| XXL | 28.5" | 34.5" | 33" |
| |
WAIST | HIP | PANT INSEAM |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24"-25.5" | 34" - 35.5" | 28" |
| S | 26" - 27.5" | 36" - 37.5" | 28" |
| M | 28"-29.5" | 38" - 39.5" | 28" |
| L | 30" - 32" | 40" - 42.5" | 28" |
| XL | 33" - 35" | 43" - 44.5" | 28" |
| XXL | 36" - 38" | 45" - 46" | 28" |
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- CMChristine M.Verified Buyer24 minutes agoRated 5 out of 5 starsGreat shirt
Comfortable, very good quality, and funny.
- SHSarah H.Verified Buyer3 months agoRated 5 out of 5 starsLove it
When I saw the design I had to have it. These run really big - when they recommend women to go down one size I’d recommend going down two. I wear a large for a loose fit in most sweatshirt cuts, so I got a medium. I don’t mind the flowy fit, but think I’d go with a small next time!
